![]() If you aren’t up to speed, for lack of a better way to phrase this, there is a new chef in town. I know how hard it is to watch TikTok these days, when we are so engrossed in our online lectures. Who did this incompetent ginger turn to in his time of need? None other than the only man who has yet to hurt my feelings: my beautiful, thick boy, also known as Remy the Rat. The state of chaos we are collectively experiencing can be compared exclusively to the stress levels and the true unabashed panic of Alfredo Linguini from “Ratatouille” when he couldn’t cook anything yet still managed to be hired as a chef in an upscale restaurant, which is a relatable amount of bullsh*ttery. In a time of political turmoil, civil unrest, raging wildfires and the spread of a deadly virus, only one beacon of hope can shine his beautiful light on the hearts of those across the globe. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being offended.įORT COLLINS, Colo. ![]() ![]() Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. ![]()
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